Friday, December 30, 2011

But... Curves are Nice too - LOVE YOURSELF NOW!! Pro-Curves VIDEO

Jessica SimpsonImage by 1035 WEZL via Flickr
Jessica Simpson... I'd let her eat crackers in bed!
CONFIDENCE is the SEXIEST thing of all!:
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Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Middle-Aged Martial Artist: New Life

Middle-Aged Martial Artist: New Life

RECIPE: The Ultimate Post Holiday Turkey (or Ham!) Sandwich

A Dagwood sandwichImage via WikipediaWhole Grain Sunflower Seed Bread
Smart Balance Margarine
Smart Balance Mayo
Habanero Jelly
Jalapeno Dip
Onions Sliced Thin
Tomato Sliced Thin
Avacado (cut in half and then scooped out with a spoon)
Turkey or Ham (leftovers sliced thick!)
Fresh Spinach (lettuce) or Alfalfa Sprouts
Pepper Jack Cheese Sliced Thin


Spread the Non-Transfat margarine on both pieces of bread (to prevent sogginess). On just one side spread the mayo and about a teaspoon of jelly. On the other side, spread the (Meadow Gold) Jalapeno Dip. On this same side, scoop and place the avacado pieces and then the onion slices.

On the other piece of bread lay down the cheese and then the tomato. Cut the turkey or ham into thick pieces and lay over this. Lastly, add your lettuce on top of all this.

Now lift both sides of the sandwich at the same time and slap together quickly. Lay the sandwich down and press slightly to hold it all together.

Cut into four small squares and enjoy!

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Sunday, December 25, 2011

Lisa Lampanelli "The Queen of Mean" ADULT HUMOR RAUNCHY

Lisa Lampanelli @ The ParamountImage by Chrontourage via FlickrIf you haven't yet seen "Insult Comic" Lisa Lampanelli, you've been missing out. She is Ms. Politically INCORRECT and it's a laugh riot. I'm going to go ahead and call her my new favorite Standup Comedian.

Right now I'm watching "Lisa Lampanelli: Dirty Girl: No Protection" (on Netflix Instant Play). It's my favorite show (of hers) so far and not to be missed.

Her type of comedy is rare. Some of you may be old enough to remember Don Rickles. I grew up in Las Vegas, so I was very familiar with his "act". Didn't get it at first. But I think Lisa has perfected it. You'll laugh out loud. I promise. Nothing is off-limits.
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Saturday, December 24, 2011

Best HORROR Movies: HOUSE, 1986 Comedy Humor

William KattImage by Mirka23 via FlickrThe most HILARIOUS "Horror Movie" ever!... "House, 1986" with William Katt (had a crush on him back then).

Check out his Bio. Had no idea he'd been keeping so busy all this time:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001411/maindetails

This movie is so FUNNY (AND even scary at times!), I laughed so hard. Haven't had so much fun since "Poltergeist".

The token HOT GIRL reminds me of Bo Derek in "10". Ahh, the 80's... Definitely had a swim suit like that. But I'm sure I didn't look quite the same in it.

The flashbacks to Vietnam are a bit odd. But, whatever. If you like this genre, you'll have a great time.

I know. I know. THIS IS HOW I'M SPENDING MY XMAS EVE.  ; )

P.S. George Wendt (of Cheers) adds to the fun. And if you've never seen "Night Court" (a TV series) with Richard Mull (also in this movie), check it out. It was awesome humor in its time.

Available now on Netflix Instant Play (I receive no compensation for this endorsement).

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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

TOP 10 Documentary Film Reviews: Wild China (a mini series) THE BEAUTY OF CHINA

Rite of Spring, 1985, a/c, 79x112 inches, (exh...Image via WikipediaEnglish: Clouds Shield the Layered Cliffs, Chi...Image via WikipediaSo... Netflix kept recommending this film (saying that I would LOVE it) and I kept ignoring it... until today.

Now WOW, OMG, (all the expletives you can think of!)... it is by far one of the most amazing cinematically beautiful films I have ever seen.

And, oh yeah. It's educational.

For the first time in my life, I WANT - NEED (!) to visit China... the beauty, the grandeur, the landscape... the people.
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Monday, December 19, 2011

10 HOTTEST Alien / Mutant Females / Women in Sci-Fi / Horror Films... OMG!!!

Tasha YarImage via Wikipedia
Check it out:
http://www.popcrunch.com/10-hottest-aliens-in-movies/?img=127450

P.S. Don't tell anyone, but I have a third nipple too! LOL. No, really.

P.P.S. Where is Tasha Yar of (Star Trek: Next Generation?!) She was my first Sci-Fi crush... and DAX (she was bisexual and made me want to get my face tattooed!) and "7 of 9" (the Borg Hottie).
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Friday, December 9, 2011

Horror Movie Reviews: "The Descent: Part 2"

English: Caving in the United KingdomImage via WikipediaWell... I cannot see Part 1 because of Netflix's new asinine rules. But I'm really enjoying Part 2 of "The Descent". Very Aussie (I think). Perhaps that's why the girls are all so gorgeous.

It's way more claustrophobic than "Buried" (alive) with (my new favorite actor, Ryan Reynolds. He can do anything!).

Personally, I don't know why anyone would crawl down into a dark hole in the ground... esp. for fun. Ugh. My worst nightmare.

Then add a few man-eating humanoid creatures and you have this film. A bit gory. A bit scary. But... all in all (since I would never be that stupid in the first place), I'm not impressed.

If you like dark, tight places with moments of abject terror, go for it. Otherwise, the monsters are not that creative and it is "bloody hell!"
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The CLASSIC CREATURE FEATURE "Bugged"

B MovieImage by ~Brenda-Starr~ via FlickrIt's hard for me to believe that this movie was created as late as 1997. I thought perhaps a 70's B-Film and here's why.

One of the things I found most amusing about this film is the reverse-racism. Not your typical Hollywood tinsel as (almost) everyone is black... except for a "token" white person here and, rarely, there.

Makes you aware just how racist Hollywood really is.

But this is my favorite kind of film.
The first time you see the created
monster, you will laugh your arse off.

Only disappointment, really, is that there is a scene that is a transparent (but humorous) knock-off of the original "FLY" movie. At least it doesn't take itself too seriously.

Favorite Line: "Over to the left, dear."
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Thursday, December 8, 2011

Movie Review: "Tetsuo: The Bullet Man"

66ème Festival du Cinéma de Venise (Mostra), 4...Image via WikipediaI've never considered myself big on "Artsy" films, but wow. This film begins in black and white with minor colorations here and there. Just gorgeous... and this definitely adds to the intensity from the opening scene.

Definition: Tetsuo - Iron Man; Fast like a Ninja.

No subtitles (thank goodness) but definitely foreign in nature. Asian. Apparently this is the third in the series, but new to me.

The graphics? I loved 'em. Reminded me of 80's Pop Video. Not something you would expect in a film. Creative and entertaining.

The plot? Mind-bending.

Been looking to find the nationality of Eric Bossick (the star of this film) but had no luck. As some of you well know, I have this thing for (especially 1/2 Asian and 1/2 American men). Eric looks to fit the bill but I can't confirm it. Let me know what you find out.

It all started with my month in Japan (to study Karate), at seventeen, when I became enamored of the 1/2 and 1/2 actor Masao Kusakari (he was in a Japanese version of the TV series Starsky and Hutch).

ANYWAY, this film is a fricken carnival coaster ride. Are they still showing that film in 7th grade about the hallucinogenic powers of marijuana (the "portal drug")? It reminded me of that.

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Wednesday, December 7, 2011

HOTTIE of the Day goes to Paul Walker of The Lazarus Project

Paul Walker at the Fast & Furious premiere at ...Image via WikipediaThe Lazarus ProjectThe Lazarus Project (Image via RottenTomatoes.com)This movie, The Lazarus Project, is slow moving but mysterious. Even though it seems to just drag on and on... you simply must know what comes next.

Favorite Line:
"Sometimes I think the only real medicine is to accept our lives as they are."


Favorite Idea:
A dog named "Dog". But that rings a bell. Do you know of another movie that used that idea?

Then, of course, Paul Walker's (Fast and Furious) easy-going sexy style doesn't hurt. Mmm. Among other things is that sensual soft-spoken voice and, of course, a woman is always turned on by the HOT yet DEVOTED family man. In this pic, he fits the bill.

Plus, we have Piper Perabo (who names their kid Piper?!). But OOOweeee! She is somethin'. For some reason, these two make me want to break back into my southern sweaty-hot-summer-day drawl (I lived in Georgia for four years). She has that sexy-but-demure essence that a woman (great actress or not!) just cannot manufacture out of thin air. She's the real thing.

AND as far as endings go... the ending to this movie is pure genius. Probably my favorite ever.

Images of Paul Walker: CLICK HERE

Images of Piper Perabo: CLICK HERE
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Sunday, December 4, 2011

Funny VIDEOS: TaeKwonDo Toddlers, How to Silence a Crying Baby, Arab Man learns the Treadmill, Banned Viagra Commercial

Yahoo had some great videos today! TaeKwonDo Toddlers!
How to silence your crying baby:

This one I found on YouTube while trying to find "Woman dances on treadmill" by Yahoo. It's an Arab man learning the Treadmill. This is NOT to make fun of Arab people. This is just funny. There are plenty of funny videos by Americans too, and others, on YouTube. Enjoy.
Hopefully, you'll laugh as hard as I did:

And just ONE MORE. Sorry, but I couldn't resist... A Banned Viagra Commercial:
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Saturday, December 3, 2011

WELCOME!!! BBB is Now being Read in 89 Countries!

TenderImage by ZedZap via FlickrWelcome Trinidad and Tobago, Zimbabwe, Syria, and the Palestinian Territories!!!

BBB is now being read in 89 countries!

Thank you so much for your support.
For the best rates on your next vacation, check out this site:
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  1. Afghanistan
  2. Algeria
  3. Argentina
  4. Australia
  5. Austria
  6. Azer Bai Jan
  7. Bangladesh
  8. Barbados
  9. Belarus
  10. Belgium 
  11. Bolivia
  12. Brazil
  13. Bulgaria
  14. Burmuda
  15. Canada
  16. China
  17. Colombia
  18. Costa Rica
  19. Croatia
  20. Cyprus
  21. Czech Republic
  22. Denmark
  23. Ecuador
  24. Egypt
  25. Estonia
  26. Ethiopia
  27. Finland
  28. France
  29. Germany
  30. Greece
  31. Guam
  32. Guana
  33. Guernsey
  34. Hong Kong
  35. Hungary 
  36. India
  37. Indonesia
  38. Iran
  39. Iraq
  40. Ireland 
  41. Isle of Man
  42. Israel
  43. Italy
  44. Japan
  45. Jersey
  46. Kazakhstan
  47. Kenya
  48. Kuwait
  49. Latvia
  50. Malaysia
  51. Mexico
  52. Moldova
  53. Netherlands
  54. New Zealand
  55. Nigeria
  56. Norway
  57. Pakistan
  58. Palestinian Territories
  59. Panama
  60. Paraguay
  61. Peru
  62. Philippines
  63. Poland
  64. Portugal
  65. Qatar
  66. Romania
  67. Russia
  68. Saudi Arabia
  69. Serbia
  70. Singapore
  71. Slovakia
  72. Slovenia
  73. South Africa
  74. South Korea
  75. Spain
  76. Sweden
  77. Switzerland
  78. Syria
  79. Taiwan
  80. Thailand
  81. Trinidad and Tobago
  82. UK
  83. Ukraine
  84. United Arab Emirates
  85. US
  86. Venezuela
  87. Vietnam
  88. Zambia 
  89. Zimbabwe
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