Lisa Lampanelli "The Queen of Mean" ADULT HUMOR RAUNCHY

Image by Chrontourage via FlickrIf you haven't yet seen "Insult Comic" Lisa Lampanelli, you've been missing out. She is Ms. Politically INCORRECT and it's a laugh riot. I'm going to go ahead and call her my new favorite Standup Comedian.

Right now I'm watching "Lisa Lampanelli: Dirty Girl: No Protection" (on Netflix Instant Play). It's my favorite show (of hers) so far and not to be missed.

Her type of comedy is rare. Some of you may be old enough to remember Don Rickles. I grew up in Las Vegas, so I was very familiar with his "act". Didn't get it at first. But I think Lisa has perfected it. You'll laugh out loud. I promise. Nothing is off-limits.

 

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Horror Movie Reviews: "The Descent: Part 2"

Image via WikipediaWell... I cannot see Part 1 because of Netflix's new asinine rules. But I'm really enjoying Part 2 of "The Descent". Very Aussie (I think). Perhaps that's why the girls are all so gorgeous.

It's way more claustrophobic than "Buried" (alive) with (my new favorite actor, Ryan Reynolds. He can do anything!).

Personally, I don't know why anyone would crawl down into a dark hole in the ground... esp. for fun. Ugh. My worst nightmare.

Then add a few man-eating humanoid creatures and you have this film. A bit gory. A bit scary. But... all in all (since I would never be that stupid in the first place), I'm not impressed.

If you like dark, tight places with moments of abject terror, go for it. Otherwise, the monsters are not that creative and it is "bloody hell!"

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Nick Swardson's Pretend Time Review aka "Peeus" VIDEO

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If you like Adult Late Night Comedy, and really really raunchy humor... you'll enjoy this immensely. Be prepared, though, it's not for the faint of heart or weak-stomached... and I do not recommend it for children.

For me, however, it's a LMAO good time. Remember, laughter boosts the immune system.

Available now as a Netflix Instant Play.

Here's a sample (Please DON'T WATCH this if you are not agreeable to all of the above!):

  

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Is the Loch Ness Monster Real? Movie Reviews: Beneath Loch Ness

Image via WikipediaMovie Review: Beneath Loch Ness


Not bad for a B+ Film. (You know I love Creature Feature B-Films).

The best part? The Scottish music. And, I must say, the acting was not B-Film acting. They did a d__n good job with this one.

Fun. But not as fun as MIMIC.  ; )

Oops! I haven't blogged that one yet... COMING SOON!

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