Wanda Sykes: BEST Political Standup Comic Comedian ADULT (Standup Movie Reviews)

Image by Getty Images via @daylifeDamn! I was NOT a Wanda Sykes fan until I saw this. She's got her sht together. Although, it's mainly about the Bush W. Admin, it still holds true today.

Funny as hell.

Tags: Movie Reviews, best comics, comedians, best standup comics, best standup comedians, political comics comedian, comediennes, female comics, Adult Humor, Adult Humor, laugh,  Wanda Syles

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Standup Comedy Movie Review: "Russell Peters: Red, White, & Brown" BEST RACIAL Comedians

Image by Shayne Kaye via FlickrBest RACIAL COMIC ever!!! Russell Peters. He makes fun of all of us... and we deserve it! One of my new favorites. Check him out.







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Standup Comedy Movie Review: "John Caparulo: Meet John"

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OMG! This is the funniest effer ever!! Haven't laughed this hard in ages. I love this guy sooooo much... my stomach hurts.

Catch it on Netflix Instant Play (I receive no compensation for this endorsement).

"John Caparulo: Meet John" DO MEET JOHN! You'll be glad you did..

P.S. I actually did some standup comedy back in the 80's, here in Salt Lake. I was part of a comedy group called "Gag Reflex" and met some of the greats (none of whom would remember me!)... Ellen Degeneres, Jenny Jones, Carrot Top, and RoseAnne Barr - whose brother actually owned my apartment building at the time!)... I think. Thirty years makes things a little fuzzy.

Anyway... One thing I DO remember well, is RoseAnne taking me aside in the women's room and telling that it was a man's business (what isn't?!) and that I would need to work harder than men to get the attention I needed to succeed.

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Her type of comedy is rare. Some of you may be old enough to remember Don Rickles. I grew up in Las Vegas, so I was very familiar with his "act". Didn't get it at first. But I think Lisa has perfected it. You'll laugh out loud. I promise. Nothing is off-limits.

 

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Hopefully, you'll laugh as hard as I did:

And just ONE MORE. Sorry, but I couldn't resist... A Banned Viagra Commercial:

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Panda discovers it had a Baby! (Funny VIDEOS, humor, laugh)

Panda discovers it had a baby! DON'T LAUGH:

Lizard Birth Funny Story

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This was forwarded to me from my friend, Roy (very funny!):

Lizard Birth

If you've raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD!

I had to take my son's lizard to the vet.

Here's what happened:

Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.

"He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious,Dad. Can you help?"

I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do.

"Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!"

"Oh, my gosh!" my wife exclaimed. "She's having babies."

"What?" my son demanded. "But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!"

I was equally outraged.

"Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduce," I said accusingly to my wife.

"Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?" she inquired. 

"No, but you were supposed to get two boys!"

"Yeah, Bert and Ernie!" my son agreed.

"Well, it's just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know," she informed me. 

By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it.

"Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience," I announced. "We're about to witness the miracle of birth."

"Oh, gross!" they shrieked.

We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later.

"We don't appear to be making much progress," I noted.

"It's breech," my wife whispered, horrified.

"Do something, Dad!" my son urged.

"Okay, okay." Squeamishly, I reached in and grabbed the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gentle tug. It disappeared.  I tried several more times with the same results.

"Should I call 911?" my eldest daughter wanted to know.

"Maybe they could talk us through the trauma." (You see a pattern here with the females in my house?)

"Let's get Ernie to the vet," I said grimly. We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap.

"Breathe, Ernie, breathe," he urged.

The vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the little animal through a magnifying glass.

"What do you think, Doc, a C-section?" I suggested scientifically.

"Oh, very interesting," he murmured. "Mr. and Mrs. Cameron, may I speak to you privately for a moment?"

I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside.

"Is Ernie going to be okay?" my wife asked.

"Oh, perfectly," the vet assured us. "This lizard is not in labor. In fact, that isn't EVER going to happen. . Ernie is a boy. You see, Ernie is a young male. And occasionally, as they come into maturity, like most male species, they um . . um . . . masturbate. Just the way he did, lying on his back" He blushed, glancing at my wife.

We were silent, absorbing this.

"So, Ernie's just, just . . . excited," my wife offered.

"Exactly," the vet replied, relieved that we understood.

More silence. Then my vicious, cruel wife started to giggle.

And giggle. And then even laugh loudly. Tears were now running down her face. "It's just ... that ...I'm picturing you pulling on its . . . its . . . teeny little. . ."

She gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more.

"That's enough," I warned. We thanked the vet and hurriedly bundled the lizard and our son back into the car. He was glad everything was going to be okay.

"I know Ernie's really thankful for what you did, Dad," he told me.

"Oh, you have NO idea," my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter.

Two lizards: $140.

One cage: $50.

Trip to the vet: $30.

Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard's winkie:

Priceless!

Moral of the story: Pay attention in biology class.

Lizards lay eggs!

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