Tuesday, December 27, 2011
RECIPE: The Ultimate Post Holiday Turkey (or Ham!) Sandwich
Image via WikipediaWhole Grain Sunflower Seed BreadSmart Balance Margarine
Smart Balance Mayo
Habanero Jelly
Jalapeno Dip
Onions Sliced Thin
Tomato Sliced Thin
Avacado (cut in half and then scooped out with a spoon)
Turkey or Ham (leftovers sliced thick!)
Fresh Spinach (lettuce) or Alfalfa Sprouts
Pepper Jack Cheese Sliced Thin
Spread the Non-Transfat margarine on both pieces of bread (to prevent sogginess). On just one side spread the mayo and about a teaspoon of jelly. On the other side, spread the (Meadow Gold) Jalapeno Dip. On this same side, scoop and place the avacado pieces and then the onion slices.
On the other piece of bread lay down the cheese and then the tomato. Cut the turkey or ham into thick pieces and lay over this. Lastly, add your lettuce on top of all this.
Now lift both sides of the sandwich at the same time and slap together quickly. Lay the sandwich down and press slightly to hold it all together.
Cut into four small squares and enjoy!
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Lisa Lampanelli "The Queen of Mean" ADULT HUMOR RAUNCHY
Image by Chrontourage via FlickrIf you haven't yet seen "Insult Comic" Lisa Lampanelli, you've been missing out. She is Ms. Politically INCORRECT and it's a laugh riot. I'm going to go ahead and call her my new favorite Standup Comedian.Right now I'm watching "Lisa Lampanelli: Dirty Girl: No Protection" (on Netflix Instant Play). It's my favorite show (of hers) so far and not to be missed.
Her type of comedy is rare. Some of you may be old enough to remember Don Rickles. I grew up in Las Vegas, so I was very familiar with his "act". Didn't get it at first. But I think Lisa has perfected it. You'll laugh out loud. I promise. Nothing is off-limits.
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Best HORROR Movies: HOUSE, 1986 Comedy Humor
Image by Mirka23 via FlickrThe most HILARIOUS "Horror Movie" ever!... "House, 1986" with William Katt (had a crush on him back then).Check out his Bio. Had no idea he'd been keeping so busy all this time:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001411/maindetails
This movie is so FUNNY (AND even scary at times!), I laughed so hard. Haven't had so much fun since "Poltergeist".
The token HOT GIRL reminds me of Bo Derek in "10". Ahh, the 80's... Definitely had a swim suit like that. But I'm sure I didn't look quite the same in it.
The flashbacks to Vietnam are a bit odd. But, whatever. If you like this genre, you'll have a great time.
I know. I know. THIS IS HOW I'M SPENDING MY XMAS EVE. ; )
P.S. George Wendt (of Cheers) adds to the fun. And if you've never seen "Night Court" (a TV series) with Richard Mull (also in this movie), check it out. It was awesome humor in its time.
Available now on Netflix Instant Play (I receive no compensation for this endorsement).
Wednesday, December 21, 2011
TOP 10 Documentary Film Reviews: Wild China (a mini series) THE BEAUTY OF CHINA
Image via Wikipedia
Image via WikipediaSo... Netflix kept recommending this film (saying that I would LOVE it) and I kept ignoring it... until today.Now WOW, OMG, (all the expletives you can think of!)... it is by far one of the most amazing cinematically beautiful films I have ever seen.
And, oh yeah. It's educational.
For the first time in my life, I WANT - NEED (!) to visit China... the beauty, the grandeur, the landscape... the people.
Monday, December 19, 2011
10 HOTTEST Alien / Mutant Females / Women in Sci-Fi / Horror Films... OMG!!!
Image via Wikipediahttp://www.popcrunch.com/10-hottest-aliens-in-movies/?img=127450
P.S. Don't tell anyone, but I have a third nipple too! LOL. No, really.
P.P.S. Where is Tasha Yar of (Star Trek: Next Generation?!) She was my first Sci-Fi crush... and DAX (she was bisexual and made me want to get my face tattooed!) and "7 of 9" (the Borg Hottie).
Friday, December 9, 2011
Horror Movie Reviews: "The Descent: Part 2"
Image via WikipediaWell... I cannot see Part 1 because of Netflix's new asinine rules. But I'm really enjoying Part 2 of "The Descent". Very Aussie (I think). Perhaps that's why the girls are all so gorgeous.It's way more claustrophobic than "Buried" (alive) with (my new favorite actor, Ryan Reynolds. He can do anything!).
Personally, I don't know why anyone would crawl down into a dark hole in the ground... esp. for fun. Ugh. My worst nightmare.
Then add a few man-eating humanoid creatures and you have this film. A bit gory. A bit scary. But... all in all (since I would never be that stupid in the first place), I'm not impressed.
If you like dark, tight places with moments of abject terror, go for it. Otherwise, the monsters are not that creative and it is "bloody hell!"
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