Showing posts with label standup. Show all posts
Showing posts with label standup. Show all posts

Sunday, February 5, 2012

BEST Religious Comic: "Doug Stanhope: No Refunds"

English: Photo of comedian Doug Stanhope taken...Image via Wikipedia
I was watching this movie today: "Enlighten Up" (One man's journey toward enlightenment through yoga) and I realized, although I love yoga and the documentary was really good... I was totally bored.

Then, I remembered! I had not finished watching Doug Stanhope. I even said to myself (out loud), "There's nothing more effen spiritual to me than Stand-up Comedy."

TRUTH and LAUGHTER. That's it. What else is there? That's the secret to enlightenment. Life sucks. Laughing about it is about the most spiritual thing you can do.

His act is True. So true. This is MY LIFE true! You gotta love this guy.

...CUBICLE hell.

...pharmaceuticals.

...can't sleep.

...vapid, resigned young people.

... "That's like going to the Casino and cheering for the house!"

... the horrors of childbirth, the benefits of abortion. (I must say, though, that in my career as a nurse I did see the fetus of a (naturally) aborted baby at 8 weeks... and it was tiny, tiny. But it had all its fingers and all its toes I, myself, have had 4 miscarriages and no children, to date. But... I'm fifty-two and missed two periods now. Will it be a baby?... Probably not...or just MENOPAUSE. Part of me hopes it will be a baby.

On drinking and smoking on stage (Doug Stanhope):
"Jesus died for your sins. I'm doing it for your mere entertainment dollars. That's far more admirable."

"Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to HATE people you've never met."

On  Americans: "I think we should shut the F up!"

"Fear, fear, fear, hate, hate, hate!"

... Jesus hating.

... Jew hating.

... Mormon, Muslim, Catholic, & Scientology bashing!

Jaded MOFO! LOL. You just gotta love this guy.

Be prepared, however, for the absolute and total IRREVERENCE of it all.


P.S. Just for the record: I decided today (an option) that instead of just declaring my 7th Degree MMA (Mixed Martial Arts - 10 Different styles - Black Belt, I could create a "System". So here it is, IKKATSU MMA: "Encompassing All." I've studied over 10 styles of martial arts AND yoga and I am incorporatiing the two (plus FITNESS) as a style of training. I will register with the American Federation of Jiu Jitsu to make it official.

HERE, you heard it first.

Lots-o-Love, Sabina J. Wise




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Saturday, January 7, 2012

Standup Comedy Movie Review: "John Caparulo: Meet John"

English: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Cap...Image via Wikipedia
OMG! This is the funniest effer ever!! Haven't laughed this hard in ages. I love this guy sooooo much... my stomach hurts.

Catch it on Netflix Instant Play (I receive no compensation for this endorsement).

"John Caparulo: Meet John" DO MEET JOHN! You'll be glad you did..

P.S. I actually did some standup comedy back in the 80's, here in Salt Lake. I was part of a comedy group called "Gag Reflex" and met some of the greats (none of whom would remember me!)... Ellen Degeneres, Jenny Jones, Carrot Top, and RoseAnne Barr - whose brother actually owned my apartment building at the time!)... I think. Thirty years makes things a little fuzzy.

Anyway... One thing I DO remember well, is RoseAnne taking me aside in the women's room and telling that it was a man's business (what isn't?!) and that I would need to work harder than men to get the attention I needed to succeed.
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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Whitney Cummings: Too Gorgeous for Standup

Rosie O'Donnell at the premiere of I Am Becaus...Image via Wikipedia
WHITNEY CUMMINGS

Too gorgeous for comedy but funny none the less.

Not highly, but recommended.
For HOT IMAGES of Whitney CLICK HERE!


Warning: Adult Humor

"Women are amazing fighters... emotional Ninjas!".

"The Silent Treatment is NOT a REWARD (to men)."

"We always express the opposite emotion of what we are actually feeling."

"As women, we may not be able to do much, but we can DUPLICATE! Give me the backseat of a Taurus and... "


Again Warning: Strong sexual language, explicit descriptions... et.al.

Available on Netflix Instant Play (They should pay me for this! They actually rejected my Blog as an affiliate, can you believe it? I can't. EFFEM.)


P.S. I did Standup Comedy for one year. I met Rosie O'donnell (She said to me in the women's room, "Don't let this Patriarchal Business get you down." and I also met Jenny Jones (You're asking, "Who's Jenny Jones?" She had her own TV show for a while too.)
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